Little did I know that you only ever wanted to help me. That you were there to help me look better and feel better about myself. I never knew that eating you would actually help to remove you from my legs and other areas (shhhhh!). I have enjoyed you in so many different ways (w/pineapple, peaches, pomegranate, blueberries and even marinara sauce, YUMMMY?) I hope that you will accept my sincere apology. I promise to be more open-minded and I promise I will never mistreat you again. Thanks for all you have done.